Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AllenM
AllenM: Welcome to ChaCha!
AllenM: hallo
You: So I got in an argument with my roommate, and he says that HeMan is not gay
You: but i told him that he is
AllenM: Ok
You: what do you think?
AllenM: Let me find out for you
AllenM: Yes, he is!
You: Thanks. I'm going to rub it in his face now!
AllenM: Lol

Bump!

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: GwynneO
GwynneO: Welcome to ChaCha!
GwynneO: Hi
Status: Connecting ...
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngieV
AngieV: Welcome to ChaCha!
AngieV: hallo. :) Did you need something specific on this subject today?
You: Yeah
You: Girls are fuckin weird
AngieV: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Girls are fuckin weird)
You: o_O
You: Girls are weird
AngieV: Do you want info on why they are weird?
You: Yes
You: You see
You: There is this girl, right?
AngieV: yes.
You: and I've been chasing her for seriously,. like 4 months
You: literally
You: chasing her
You: then she got some thing from a court or something..
AngieV: a restraining order?
You: YEAH! One of those! I need to know how to get around it
You: because i really love her!

BUMP

bummp

EPICS

>>19167716
Best. ChaCha. Ever.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AngieV
AngieV: Welcome to ChaCha!
AngieV: hallo. :) Did you need something specific on this subject today?
You: yo
You: yes
You: I'm looking to get the 19th amendment repealed
You: how could I do that?
AngieV: Write your local congressman.
You: Where would I write to?
AngieV: If you tell me your city and state, I can sned you the info.
You: is there a site where I can create a petition?
You: I live in california
You: city: Bel-air
AngieV: Just a second.
You: Okay
AngieV: that is your contact info.
You: what about the thing for the online petition?
AngieV: I'm looking to see if a site is specific towards that.
You: wait, that second result
You: I think it's incorrect
You: that arnold guy's an actor, he isn't the governer, dude
AngieV: it is two different addresses for the Sec of state.
You: i need actual, real sites
AngieV: and yes, he is the gov of California.
You: what?
AngieV: blame your voters
You: the female ones, they probably did it, thinking he's all great because of this build
You: that's why I'm looking into this repealing
AngieV: there is a current petition for you.
You: cool
AngieV: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: um
You: I don't see the petition in result 4
AngieV: it IS the petition
You: oh nvm, I found it
AngieV: Can I find you more on this topic?
You: you gonna sign it too, right?
AngieV: naw.
You: why not?
AngieV: I don't sign petitions
AngieV: Anything else?
You: no
AngieV: I hope you have great day and thanks!!
AngieV: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Awesome, she was a chick, too.

One I did last night. Posting in two parts.
tatus: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DestinyH
DestinyH: Welcome to ChaCha!
DestinyH: Hi
You: Hallo.
You: Will you be able to he;lp me?
DestinyH: I will try
DestinyH: Can you tell me what your looking for exactly
You: My kids were saying something about gold retreivers... what is that? Something that retreives gold?
You: I'd be a millionare.
You: Are there any sites that can show me how to get one?
DestinyH: I see golden retrievers
DestinyH: or a metal detector
You: Hmmm... That doesn't make much sense.
You: gold-en... Try that.
You: golden retriever sounds good.
You: What? these are dogs...
You: ok, I guess I need a site that shows how I find gold with dogs.
You: can you he;lp?
DestinyH: hmm
You: Anything?
DestinyH: I don't see anything
You: Ok, well, what's a metal detector.
You: Maybe that will he;lp me out.
DestinyH: Sure thing
You: Oh, hey! This things find gold!
You: That's kinda what I need. but, can you find if I can buy one to put on a dog?
DestinyH: hmm
DestinyH: I do not see one
You: Damn...
You: Do they have robots
You: I really need a retriever, you see, not a finder.
DestinyH: I see
You: I'm lazy.
You: You're doing a good job so far, mister. I'm going to give you a good rating when I leave.
DestinyH: Great
DestinyH: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Hmmm....
You: How about a supermodel that will retrieve gold for me
You: My wife, eh, doesn't do much for me anymore. Especially not retrieve gold.
DestinyH: well I better try and transfer you, I do not see much of anything
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can he;lp you search even better!

>>19169120
Part Two
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JanetP
JanetP: Welcome to ChaCha!
JanetP: hi there
You: hallo sir.
JanetP: what kind of sites were you interested in seeing on that topic?
You: Well, my kids were talking about something called a Gold Retriever, and I'll be damned if I never heard of one. is it something that retrieves gold?
You: That last guy was dumb. he gave me pictures of dogs and shit.
JanetP: sure they werent talking about a golden retriever?
You: I don't know, is that a dog?
JanetP: but i can take a look, give me a moment to search
JanetP: yes
JanetP: a golden retriever is
You: Then no. not that.
You: I hate dogs.
You: Unless they can get gold for me.
JanetP: okay, one moment while i search
You: Sounds good, msier.
You: *mister
JanetP: could they of been talking about clothing? a brand called gold retriever?
You: Huh... well, do the clothes retrieve gold?
JanetP: nope
You: That's fucking stupid...
JanetP: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (That's fucking stupid...)
You: Well, hey, I'm sorry, but this is frustrating.
You: Look, mister, I dont think I can find what Im looking for here.
JanetP: then prehaps you should talk to your kids ;)
You: But you have a nice day, and thanks for trying... I'll give you a good review, sir.
JanetP: You have a good night
You: Zieg Hiel.
JanetP: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

>>19169045
19th Amendment is granting women's right to vote, for all yyou faiil anons.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LindseyH
JessicaV: Welcome to ChaCha!
JessicaV: hallo?
You: Hi, please he;lp me find out how to succesfully make love to Anri-chan in my new eroge, Happines!
JessicaV: Whats that?

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MariaK
MariaK: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hallo
MariaK: hallo
MariaK: What can I find for you
You: I need a question answered
MariaK: ok
You: Is Etna a loli or not?
You: cause she looks like one, but she's, like, really old and stuff..so I dunno
MariaK: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.


Damn guide.

Another one I did.

Got fucking lucky with this one. ><

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MorpheusL
MorpheusL: Welcome to ChaCha
You: hallo
MorpheusL: Hi. What do you need.
You: Oh, wow. How's it going, Morpheus?
MorpheusL: OK. What do you need he;lp finding?
You:...
You: What is the Matrix?
MorpheusL: Who is this?
You: I'm Anonymous
You: What is the Matrix, Morpheus?
MorpheusL: Let me find a few sites to he;lp you out with that question.
You: Ok, I'll wait.
You: Oh, wow...
MorpheusL: Apparantly, there was a war between humans and machines, and in the process people destroyed the entire planet's atmosphere
You: continue
MorpheusL: Well it says the machines needed organic sustanence to survive, and so they enslaved humans, putting them into machines which kept them asleep so they could digest them later.
You: Oh my god. That's impossible.
You: What else
MorpheusL: That's it; the matrix is the gigantic machine which keeps peoples minds busy while they are turned into sustenance for the machines.
MorpheusL: wait
You: What is it, morpheus?
You: Helloo?
MorpheusL: hold on a moment
MorpheusL: apparantly there are several million people in this machine... and the matrix is designed to make them think they are really living in the real world
You: What does that mean?
MorpheusL: It means that, life isn't real I think, and that people are just in a machine. Is that the information you needed?
You: No... NO! I don't beleive it!
MorpheusL: But that's what it is. It's true. do you want this link?
You: NO! You're lying!
MorpheusL: Look, here's the link, see it for yourself.
You: I feel like I'm going to be sick.
MorpheusL: Sir it's not real...
You: I know! Nothings real! It's all a win!
MorpheusL: No, I mean the matrix isn't real
You: I know!! It's fooled us all! I have to go and free my brethren
MorpheusL: No, stop
Status: Session ended.

>>19169333
>MorpheusL: No, stop
I lol'd

Currently Training to be a Cha Cha guide. I should be guiding people by tomorrow. Keep your eyes open for Joshua. I keyworded myself video games, among other things, so combat frogs should be directed to me. ^_^

>>19169333
EPIC-C-C-C-C-C

MORE

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AllenM
AllenM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Welcome
AllenM: hallo
You: You have entered an alternate reality. I shall search for you.
You: What would you like to search for?
You: Please be specific,
AllenM: What is Paradox?
You: Hold on a sec, I will get that for you.
You: a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth.
You: Is that all?
AllenM: IDK
AllenM: What would you like to know?
You: Do you have any more searches for tonight?
AllenM: Why are you searching and not getting payed?
You: This is an alternate reality.
You: I am not payed in this reality. No one is.
AllenM: Really?
AllenM: How do you live?
You: It's actuall quite nice.
AllenM: That sounds nice
AllenM: No bills?
You: No.
AllenM: Awesome
You: Do you have any other searches?
AllenM: Yes
AllenM: Find me WWE info
You: Please be more specific.
You: Is it an abbreviation?
AllenM: World Wrestling Entertainment
You: Hold on a sec.
You: What would you like to know about WWE?
AllenM: Give me links
You: Just a second.
AllenM: Ok
You: We have the homepage: http://www.wwe.com/
You: A Wikipedia article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wrestling_Entertainment
AllenM: You can't send them on the Results sheet?
You: And finance:http://finance.google.com/finance?q=WWE
You: No, I am afraid not.
AllenM: Hmmm....
AllenM: Nice sites.
AllenM: You should work here
You: The technology of this reality does not connect well with yours.
You: Thank You.
AllenM: :)
You: Any more searches, or are you done for tonight?
AllenM: I'm bored and need a break. Lets chat
You: I'm sorry, but I need to work some more. I may not be payed, but I have expectations.
You: Have a nice night. :)
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

I got a great fucking guide.

>>19169416
OMG
LOL

>>19169896
I just noticed, he's the same guy in >>19167716

Pretty cool guy.

HOW CAN I ACQUIRE INFORMATION ON TRAINING MUDKIPS IF YOU GUYS ARE USING UP ALL THE GUIDES

>>19170044
Keep trying the search with guide, you'll get one eventaully.

>>19170095
I got one immediately last night but this is srsly like my tenth asking now

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DarronC
DarronC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hallo
DarronC: hallo
You: i need t ofind osama
DarronC: how would you like me to do that?
You: i don't know you are the underpaid guide to the nether worlds

>>19170181
keep trying, go back to the chacha homepage and put in a similar search for the guide

>>19169528
I applied for that, but then they started asking me for a bunch of weird american stuff like "social security number" and shit. how do you get past that?

I think I might have to do some "identity theft", now I understand why americans are so obsessed with it

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DenaS
DenaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
DenaS: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: well, i killed some bald eagles, and took their baby so i can raise it to hunt for food for me. how does i raise it?
DenaS: I'm sorry, I can not search things that are illegal.
You: it's not illegal to raise an animal. don't tell me that
DenaS: I am closing the session now.
You: why?
DenaS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

damn. anyone else know how to raise one?

>>19170255

That's how they pay you, dumbass.

>>19170255
Well, it's an actual job, and you get paid.

>>19170421
>>19170424
so? isn't the social security number uset to NOT pay you? they give a bunch of your money to taxes and shit?

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BrianV
BrianV: Welcome to ChaCha!
BrianV: Hey! How are you today?
You: hallo im looking for a way to get loriW fired
You: she was varey rude to me and made my dick sad
BrianV: Ok lemme pull up her profile page one moment please.

www.myspace.com/philipeo
www.myspace.com/philipeo
www.myspace.com/philipeo
www.myspace.com/philipeo

TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS!

/r/ invite to an easy fuck job.

>>19170620
You're already here.

>>19170676
Well, I do like taking it in the pooper, but unfortunately that doesn't pay the bills/

>>19170676
D:

>>19170421
>>19170424
Hes probably not an american citizen.

BrianV: Well we here at ChaCha are certainly not here to pass judgement on anybody.
BrianV: If she didn't give you at least 1 result, I can't pull up the conversation.
You: good passing of judgment is lft to me and my fuhere
BrianV: We here at ChaCha believe in free speech for all!
You: i agree with that too long as all are not jews :D
BrianV: Right! :D
BrianV: Except the jew part.
You: so how about helping me find how to kill them the fastest its takeing to long

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JeremyW
JeremyW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yo sup
You: dawg
JeremyW: Good evening!
You: how u doin homie
JeremyW: I'm good thank you. And you?
You: hey yo i dont speak that tounge
You: u gots to be more user friendly mah nizzah
JeremyW: Word? My bad yo. How you be?
You: yeah yeah dats coo
JeremyW: uhm...phat?
You: yo homie i need some tutorials on sony vegas yo
JeremyW: What can I be helpin yo azz find?
JeremyW: aight hol' up and i'll find dat shizz fo you azz
You: i needs to know hows to clone myself yo
You: dat link is broken homie
JeremyW: Yo dont win to me I jus looked that shizz up
You: oh aight i see wuts up now
JeremyW: dis b wut u lookin fo?
You: aight yeah mah nizzah u been a real asset dawg
You: galactic props fo sheezy
JeremyW: aight dawg, rate my azz great
You: peace wordout
JeremyW: peace
JeremyW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

>>19170421
>>19170837

More likely he just accidentially made two fools out of even bigger idiots with his blatant, ill-played sarcasm.

>>19170854
LOL BLACKS ON THE INTERNETS

>>19170837
exactly. my idea is to put some bullshit number there, and still get the money.

who wants to give me their SSN and zip code? I promise I won't take out a credit card with it ^_^

>>19170956
Haev this instead

So do I. But only because my hands get numb if I don't.

>>19171108
You can haev this. Please keep in mind that this is only a preview; your actual loli will arrive in 8-12 business days.

>>19171218
fuck I meant haev not haev

>>19170956


Read thier terms and regulations. You'd go to jail for a minimum of 10 years.

Enjoy your anal rape.

>>19171335

OH LOL

>>19171335
filter-owned

Status: Connected to guide: DavidG
DavidG: Welcome to ChaCha!
DavidG: hallo!
You: hi i'm looking for song lyrics
DavidG: alright, what is the name of the song
You: it's this one song i cant get out of my head
You: i'm not sure of the name
You: it goes like this though:
You: da da dooo dooooooo mmm pshh mmm da doo doo
You: you know the one i'm talking about?
DavidG: I am not sure
DavidG: can you clarify it any better?
You: yeah
You: it's got like this thing in it in the background
You: making the beat like some sort of drum-like.... beat making thing
You: you know, the kind of things a guy sits on a stool and hits with sticks
You: da da dooo dooooooo mmm pshh mmm da doo doo
DavidG: im not raelly sure
DavidG: can i transfer you to a new guide so that they migh thelp you betteR?
You: mmm da doo doo mmm mmm pshh da da dooo
You: maybe if you sing it along it will he;lp

>>19171403
>>19171408
lol jk have/haev isn't a filter

>>19171467
waht happened next?

Status: Connected to guide: DanS
DanS: Welcome to ChaCha!
DanS: Hi
You: Dan? there must be some mistake
DanS: How so?
You: I'm looking for Cha Cha
DanS: Guess what?
DanS: You've found it
You: that can't be right
You: I wanna talk to Cha Cha
You: Cha Cha Gabor
DanS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

>>19171549
he gave up on me

>>19171588
that's too bad.

Status: Connected to guide: WesS
WesS: Welcome to ChaCha!
WesS: hallo.
You: Look, there's no time, damnit, no time!
WesS: How can I he;lp you?
You: the machines are going to take over
You: come with me if you want to live

>>19171478
HAHAHA OH WOW

>>19169896
Nice job, dude.

you ever wonder if we are the only thing that makes their job entertaining?

>>19171755
Probably.

>>19171352
no I wouldn't, US law doesn't apply to me, I don't live there.

>>19171755

You're the only thing that makes it entertaining for me.

PLEASE /b/, never stop raiding chacha. If you do I'll have to start helping idiots and old people.

>>19171809
lol I've heard a lot of people say that before they gots v&

Status: Connected to guide: DavidA
DavidA: Welcome to ChaCha!
DavidA: hallo
You: Hi, I need some information on classes that teach adults how to read.
DavidA: sure
You: I've always wanted to learn how to read.
DavidA: one moment
You: But have never gotten around to it.
You: I'm sorry I can't respond to what you're saying to me. These are pre-prepared comments arranged by my social worker.
You: I am quite illiterate.
DavidA: I could read it to you
You: I'm sorry I can't respond to what you're saying to me. These are pre-prepared comments arranged by my social worker.
You: Hi, I need some information on classes that teach adults how to read.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JacobM
JacobM: Welcome to ChaCha!
JacobM: hallo
You: so yah, we're all kinda raiding this thing
JacobM: who isn't lol
You: uh
JacobM: where are you from?
You: nvm
You: i got nothing
JacobM: lol
JacobM: the internet
JacobM: where are you from
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

>>19171882
fukken lol

>>19171915
should've said 'ebaums'

>>19171839


you got it /b/rother


i think we should set up a code. let every /b/tard know that if you see this word or words or symbol on chacha then you are dealing with a /b/rother


any suggestions?

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarmelC
KarmelC: Welcome to ChaCha!
KarmelC: What can I he;lp you find on this topic?
You: o man i'm in deep shit now
KarmelC: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (o man i'm in deep shit now)
You: i got chili paste on my hands
You: and i started masterbating
You: and it hurts like hell
KarmelC: wash them
KarmelC: use milk
You: oh god i got kids running around here
You: in west philly
KarmelC: thats nice
You: i was born 'n raised : )
KarmelC: east la?
You: bel-air
KarmelC: It says to put it in the freezer to remove the burn

>>19167716
epic win

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LindseyH
LindseyH: Welcome to ChaCha!
LindseyH: Hi thank you for choosing Cha Cha, how can I he;lp you tonight?
You: Hi there I was wondering if you could he;lp me learn how to roleplay in modern FPS games
You: sort of military style
LindseyH: What does FPS stand for?
You: first person shooter
LindseyH: Oh ok, So like video games then?
You: I'm pretty good at tolkien style stuff but I really want to have some modern experience
You: well I want to learn how to roleplay modern characters
LindseyH: Which characters?
You: with hi-tech themes
You: well maybe we should do an example...how about halo 2?
You: I think it'd be great to learn how to roleplay as master chief
LindseyH: I love that game.
You: yeah I like it too, I play it online so that's why I want to learn how to roleplay
LindseyH: When you play it online you are roleplaying.
You: yeah, but what's the best way to do it? what are some things I should say?
LindseyH: Well you just say whatever you think Master Chief would say. That's the thing with roleplaying, you can bring yourself into the character.
You: Alright, that sounds pretty cool, can we go through like a demo? we can both be master chief but we'll both be on the same team
LindseyH: We don't do that here, sorry.
LindseyH: But I have found you a few sites that will he;lp you become a better role player.
You: okay that would be cool
LindseyH: Is there anything else I can he;lp you with tonight?
You: Not really, I gotta find another roleplayer who wants to be a sniper
You: unless you wanna be a sniper I dunno
You: I don't have steady hands
LindseyH: No thanks lol, you have a good night, goodbye!
LindseyH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

>>19172059
that clusterfuck is made of win

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MariaK
MariaK: Welcome to ChaCha!
MariaK: hallo
You: is this loli?
MariaK: no
You: damn
MariaK: I will transfer yo if you like
You: oh yes, please do
You: thank you
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can he;lp you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichelleS
MichelleS: Welcome to ChaCha!
MichelleS: hallo, how can i he;lp you?
You: is this loli?
MichelleS: who?
You: loli
You: haet s pizza, raep
You: dunno if that helps
MichelleS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Web Results page 1 of 4 for raep

1. Regional Alternative Education Program
The Regional Alternative Education Program (RAEP) is designed to provide educational services to students who have been issued long-term suspensions or expulsions by division superintendents in ...
http://www.pen.k12.va.us/Div/Stafford/TurningPoint/RegionalHS/home.html

Status: Connected to guide: HollyS
HollyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi i'm looking for information on this historical figure
HollyS: Hi. Is there a specific historical figure you have in mind?
You: i can't remember his name or where he's from but i remember what he did
HollyS: Okay
HollyS: What did he do?
You: he did the mash
You: he did the monster mash
You: the monster mash
HollyS: Good one.
You: it was a graveyard smash
You: he did the mash
HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian accent and everything.
HollyS: hear, that is
HollyS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

I work for chacha and have made like 1 dollar so far this shit is gay people raiding it are the only thing thats any fun for me

>>19172136
This is LindseyH

Status: Connected to guide: LindseyH
LindseyH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, i need to know what's so liekable about mudkip
LindseyH: Hi thank you for choosing Cha Cha, how can I he;lp you today.
You: i figure you'd be the best person to talk to
You: cus i herd you liek mudkips
You: do yuo liek mudkips?
LindseyH: OK, give me just a moment please.
You: i liek mudkips
LindseyH: They are cute.
You: we could liek mudkips together
You: i'm coming over
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian

>>19172369
FUCK i wish i'd seen that while i was still talking to her, is that legit?

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LindseyH
LindseyH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: what is love ?
LindseyH: Hi, thank you for choosing Cha Cha
You: baby don't hurt me
LindseyH: dont hurt me now
You: no more
You: what is love ?
LindseyH: Ok, I am a total Night at the Roxbury fan, but I need to know if you want me to search for anything for you.
You: what is love???
LindseyH: Ok let me search that for you.
You: baby don't
LindseyH: hurt me
You: no more
i found a soft spot

>>19172442
yeah its legit, i got it from her profile

>>19172160

Best. Fucking. Search.

Status: Connected to guide: DavidG
DavidG: Welcome to ChaCha!
DavidG: hi!
DavidG: can you please clarify your search a bit
You: Hi, I'm interested in classes that will teach HollyS how to read.
You: HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
You: HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
You: HollyS: I can here your Transylvanian
You: bless her heart

I so need to get a job working there.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BrandonJ
BrandonJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi brandon
BrandonJ: hey how are you doing ?
BrandonJ: hallo! :)
You: can you he;lp me
BrandonJ: what can i he;lp you with today?
You: i need to find morpheus
You: do you know him
BrandonJ: is he a guide here on chacha?
You: yes
You: can you find him for me please
You: i need something from him
BrandonJ: yes, i sure can
You: thank you
BrandonJ: give me a few minutes and I'll get you a link! :)
You: ok thanks
You: your the best guide i have had so far
You: the others couldnt he;lp me
BrandonJ: hmm.
You: what
You: have you found him
BrandonJ: now are you sure there is a morpheusl in the database here on chacha?
BrandonJ: i found one website with that username
You: ok
You: could i speak to him
BrandonJ: not sure if its any hekp
BrandonJ: he;lp*
BrandonJ: im not sure
You: he has the blue pill
You: thats all i need
BrandonJ: what is the blue pill?
You: it lets me see how deep the rabbit hole goes
You: you would need to ask morpheus
You: he knows all about them
BrandonJ: hmm
BrandonJ: im not sure how i would go about asking morpheus though, bud.
BrandonJ: he seems to be in a forum which i am not a member of.
BrandonJ: you could always sign up for the forum and then ask him through that forum yourself?
You: no you see he works here
You: at cha cha
BrandonJ: hmm, see. ill give you a link where you can actually search for chacha guides
BrandonJ: one second
You: ok that would be great
BrandonJ: you can go about searching for a guide at the top left of the page
BrandonJ: i hope that helps
BrandonJ: :)
BrandonJ: have a nice day sir!
You: thanks a lot
You: you too
BrandonJ: no problem!
BrandonJ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

http://underground.chacha.com/

>>19172539
oh wow

StephanieS: hallo!
StephanieS: Hold on one moment, and I can get you the answer to that.
You: did ebaum invent the internet cus my friend says ebaum invented the internet and i dont think he invented the internet but i dont know who invented the internet so my friend thinks he's right about ebaum inventing the internet
StephanieS: No, ebaum didn't. :)
You: do you like ebaum? i don't really like ebaum that much because he just steals from other sites and watermarks stuff and says that it's his and that makes people mad because it's not his and i don't like that
StephanieS: Nope, I don't visit ebaum that much.
You: i figured you'd have the best outlook on the situation since you're in the internet business yourself, ah hell who am i kidding you probably make $1.50 an hour and get paid bi-monthly in buffalo nickels
StephanieS: I stick more to 4chan, sa, places like that. :)
You: ohshi-
StephanieS: Actually, we get paid $5-10 an hour.
StephanieS: 4chan?!
You: UM... NO
StephanieS: Ha!
You: my name is eric bauman
StephanieS: There's a new chacha thread already?!
StephanieS: Yeah, yeah...
You: this chat is hosted on ebaumsworld.com
StephanieS: all the b-tards say they're from ebaum.
StephanieS: all the b-tards say they're from ebaum.
You: you're crazy as hell, lady, but you're making me very hot
StephanieS: Aww... I'll take that as a compliment--on both accounts. :P
StephanieS: Now if you have nothing else to search for, I've got to go find a 44chan thread.
StephanieS: 4chan*


Stephanie if you are reading this. Marry me.

>>19172806
Stephanie if you are reading this, enjoy the picture to the left.

I've been on for about 8 hours and made a buck 79 wtf is this shit at this rate i'll make 20 bucks in about 2 more weeks
god what have i done

>>19172806
post contact info, dipshit, make this EPIC.

Lindsey is fucking hot. Fuck.

Status: Connected to guide: VincentG
VincentG: Welcome to ChaCha!
VincentG: hallo
VincentG: How can I he;lp you?
You: can you do me a quick favor? i need to you say "bump"
VincentG: why? :D
You: the thread is slacking
VincentG: bump
You: good deal, thanks
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

This thread is so much win.

epic

>>19172921
Enjoy this picture as well.

Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB
ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ConnieB: Hi there!
You: what is the best way to get an infant alligator out of a vcr?
You: i can give you the make and model if necessary
ConnieB: Oh my goodness.
You: all i have is a stick of gum and a paper clip
You: none of this foolishness, woman, time is of the essence
ConnieB: I doubt that would he;lp. But hang on let me see what I can find for you.
You: he has tasted blood
You: human blood

This thread needs to be fucking capped for epic chronicling.

>>19173126
I know I do...

>>19172921

>>19173236
Oh. You're StephanieS, aren't you?

Actually, no. I'm>>19172934 , dipshit.

ITT we find out profile info about our guides and toy with them

Status: Connected to guide: DayanaraL
DayanaraL: Welcome to ChaCha!
DayanaraL: What information can I find for you about God?
You: why doesn't god answer my prayers?
DayanaraL: Would you like some sites explaining that?
You: i'm so alone
You: at least you have Debi
DayanaraL: pardon me?
You: and Sue and Lisa

>>19172806

Only if you let me have a harem... considering I've had about 5 other requests for marriage so far. :D


>>19172921

Awwwww, thank you.

>>19172934

It's right on top of my post. :)

>>19173126

tentacle pr0n = hilarious. :)


Sorry I posted twice, it's hard to post on 4chan while searching on Chacha.

actually that was for your fan, the dipshit.

>>19173486
you're not stephanie, the stephanie i know is sweet and caring, and she have anus of seven year old.

>>19173486
No wai!

>>19173590
specifically, she suckles it when she thinks no one is looking.

>>19167513
>>19172252
>>19169896
>>19170854

GALACTIC PROPS TO ALL!

>>19173486

I am hungry for stephanie pr0ns now

>>19172928

WTF I thought you were supposed to make 5 dollars an hour????


What a fucking rip!!!! Cancel request!!!

JeremyW: Word? My bad yo. How you be?

R
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"ChaCha Guides are changing the way people find information on the Internet."

DanS: Hi
You: hey dan, I'm wondering where I can give blood around the lethbridge, alberta area
You: I want to be an hero :)
You: Those commercials on TV
DanS: give me a few minutes
DanS: let me see
You: They inspired me. If I can do well by becoming an hero i would love to do it :)
DanS: ok..here we go
You: awesome
DanS: Youll have to do the search from here
You: ok
DanS: but just choose lethbridge
You: thanks dan
DanS: and the date
You: I'm going to become an hero
You: :)

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaS
RebeccaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hallo!
RebeccaS: hallo!
RebeccaS: Let me look
You: I just talked to this other guy for a while, and he wasn't able to he;lp me at all.
RebeccaS: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.

... 5 minutes later ...

You: This is taking too long
RebeccaS: I'm sorry
You: I'm going to go listen to linkn park
RebeccaS: I wish I could be of more he;lp
RebeccaS: Thanks
You: Do you know that one song?
You: by them?
RebeccaS: No I don't
You: The first line goes something like:
You: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
RebeccaS: YES!
RebeccaS: I now that one
RebeccaS: I like it to.

>>19173813

You: There's another one,
You: I think I'm going to listen to this one actually,
RebeccaS: Your another guide?
You: this one's more the kind of music I like:
RebeccaS: What's it called?
You: I believe it's by Nine inch Nails
You: I don't know what it's called
RebeccaS: I like them.
You: I can sing it thogh
RebeccaS: do
You: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
RebeccaS: Is it the one where the termite is choking on the splinters?
You: And weird al Yankovich
RebeccaS: AHAH
You: Weird Al is the best.
RebeccaS: I loved his Michial Jackson
You: I like the one song he does
RebeccaS: hehe
You: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: That one's the best

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MarcB
MarcB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Thanks
MarcB: How are you?
You: im ok
You: im going through a rough time though
You: :(
You: My wife left me and took the kids..
You: idont know if i can keep going on
MarcB: Ooh I see
MarcB: Are you looking for combat frogs?
You: I just don't know what do do anymore
You: yeah combat frogs is a video game
You: its my kids favorite one
You: i think if i buy them it they might come home..
MarcB: Ooh
You: im desperate
You: i've tried everything
You: ive tried sending my wife nude pictures
You: she won't come home
You: i don't know what to do, i thought our life was geat
You: great*
MarcB: Did you tell her about combat frogs?
You: she knows about the game
You: she thinks it will inspire our kids to become the next hitler
You: arg
You: i just want to see my kids
You: please he;lp me out
MarcB: Have you tired battle toads?
You: battle toads?
You: I don't think that is madden..
You: Can you tell me how to put porn on a video game
You: i want to send it to my wife
You: ..err e
You: xwife
You: that stupid w.hore
MarcB: Is it a cd game?
You: im not sure..i think its for the n64s
You: or the x430s
You: i dont know video games
MarcB: Ooh
You: marc
You: please he;lp me get my kids..
You: please
MarcB: Sure.
You: im sure your a father too..you must know what its like
You: to have your kids snatched away from you by a heartless b.itch
MarcB: Nope i'm not.
You: for no reason other then you enjoy to hit them while intoxicated..
You: you aren't?
MarcB: Nope
You: Oh
You: I see

>>19173789
we've been winning hard, you've gotta step it up

>>19173840

You: So you can't he;lp..?
You: You don't understand me then..
You: You think im crazy
You: im not crazy
MarcB: I know
You: sir put the gun up please
You: oh god
You: charles is back (IN POG FORM)
You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
MarcB: Charles is everywhere
You: oh god
MarcB: dont try to fight us
You: us..?
MarcB: Charles and I
You: Is this.....mr. luthor?? ARE YOU HERE TO STEAL MY CAKES
MarcB: cakes
You: cakes
You: i just had that horrible nightmare again
You: for the love of god charles
You: NO I DONT WAN CAKE
You: LUTHOR WILL JUST STEAL THEM
You: he stole 40 of them last time...
You: and thats terrible
MarcB: Ooh I see.
You: look, im not crAZY
You: i know youu think i am
You: i just want my kids
You: i dont know what to do
MarcB: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: ...
You: i want to find my kids
MarcB: Ok
You: can you use phonetrace.org for me
You: i cant access it where im at
You: it will find the location of her cell phone though
You: please
You: please....
MarcB: ok
You: thank you..her phone number is 801 -422-9331
You: please, it will give you her adress
You: can you please do it for me, i cant access it here..
You: im in a coffee shop, i cant afford internet
You: not since i lost my kids
MarcB: lol
You: ???
MarcB: i traced it
You: whats the address
MarcB: I dont know
You: what??
You: you said you traced it
You: everyone lies to me
You: STOP IT
MarcB: yeah i traced it and i saw a video
You: what ?? on phonetrace.com??
You: there is no video, it finds adresses

PLEASE /b/ TELL ME IT WAS YOU WHO ASKED IF EBAUMS STEALS INFO

>>19173848

GOD DAMMIT, KIRK! I'M A DOCTOR, NOT A MACHINE!

>>19172928

You only make money while you're searching with someone... yeah, not great fun. But just keep the guide app open while browsing the 'net, and it adds up.

>>19173590

Does that Stephanie by any chance live in Lazytown?

>>19173863
I asked if he invented the internet.

>>19173860
MarcB: You said phonetrace
MarcB: .org
You: oh, i meant .com...what is the difference??
You: what video did you see? was it my kids??
MarcB: No
MarcB: it was charles sending a message
MarcB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: ///
You: i want to find my kids
MarcB: Ok
You: what did charles tell you
MarcB: He was in the video
You: really???
You: what did he say
MarcB: He said it was for you
You: ...oh lord
You: hes going to kill me, instantly
You: was there another man there?
MarcB: yeah
You: who was it
You: what did he look like
You: tell me, quick
MarcB: he diddnt show his face
You: what did you see??
MarcB: gay porn
You: ...??WHAT?
You: IM NOT GAY
MarcB: I know

>>19173885

sorry I meant lindsey, that was a fruedian slip.

>>19173984
shit i wanna talk to marc b

How bout was it you who asked me to search for idle chat?

I have an honest question to chacha guides though: do you ever get really tuned on when you're chatting?

>>19173885
So in 8 hours you only spent 12.3 minutes searching??

How many people use chacha???

How do I gain this easy sounding job? Search with people? Eaasy.

>>19174059
yeah it's kind of crappy searches don't come to me very often and when I do get one it's a prank

You: what it do, nah'm sayin
nedrab: What can I he;lp you find on the internet?
You: im lookin for a grill and shit nahmeen?
nedrab: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (im lookin for a grill and shit nahmeen?)
You: WHY YOU YELLIN, NIGGA? THIS HOW I TALK
nedrab: LOL a grill? What are you cooking?
You: aw naww man
nedrab: Portable or like a mondo one for a party?
nedrab: For your car?
You: i aint talkin about some wack-ass george foreman grill
You: fo ya teef man, teef
nedrab: Hell no! have you ever heard of a camp chef?
You: so the shawtys will be up on my joint like word
You: blingin out my mouf
You: bitches don't know bout my dick
You: yeah, son
nedrab: There you go!
You: man i aint talkin grills to cook on
You: jerwly
nedrab: okay then what?
You: get serious fo i have to whip my dick out
nedrab: jerwly? what is that?
nedrab: OMG im not impressed!
You: JERWLY man dont you speek english?
You: HUH
nedrab: Yes but you don't seem to know anything but slang
You: BOOST MOBILE, WHERE YOU AT?
nedrab: What?
You: beleeedat

I just scored my personal search engine.

It is on my toolbar, and anything I want he will get for me.

He let me search for mudkips.

i'm spent for ideas. anybody wanna feed me some?

>>19173863
That was me.

>>19174216
This is also me

>>19173984

You: then why did you say gay porn
MarcB: charles sent it
You: ...
You: WHO WAS THE OTHER MAN
You: IF IT WAS CARLES, I CAN BEAT HIM
MarcB: couldnt see the other man
MarcB: Please do another search about this.
You: I need to find my kids
You: please
You: i didnt watn charles to find you
You: why would he send you gay porn
MarcB: I dont know
MarcB: Search again for more he;lp.
You: ...please
You: you trust me
You: you think im normal
You: everyone else thinks im crazy
MarcB: Ooh
You: please
You: you are the niecest person i have ever met
You: im an uncle now
MarcB: Sweet.
You: please he;lp
MarcB: Did you try calling the police?
You: no, the police hate me
You: i yell at them alot
MarcB: Well charles now knows my location.
You: oh god, im so sorry
MarcB: No its my fault
MarcB: i shouldnt have been so carless
You: im so sorry
You: hes going to get in your head now too
You: im so sorry
MarcB: Is there anything that can b done?
You: quick, give me your clothes
You: ill pretend im you

the real money comes from training other guides you sit there and ask them to search things for you while you get payed its the shit

>>19174285

MarcB: Sure.
MarcB: All of them?
You: yes
MarcB: From the closet?
You: charles can see all
You: no
You: from yourself
You: quick
You: hes on to you
MarcB: I already burned those
You: oh!
You: good thinking
MarcB: im worried about the close in the closet
You: I think i made my wife leave me...i feel so horrible
You: closets dont exist to charles
You: hes a homosexual
MarcB: are you sure?
You: he has come out of the closets, im positive
You: i saw him wearing a hat
MarcB: the fabric in the clothes give me a sneaking suspicion
MarcB: might be cameras
You: is it made of hats?
You: i bought a hat once
You: charles made me
MarcB: from charles headquaters
You: ...
You: charles hasnt spoken with you..has he..
You: he has no headquarters...
You: ARG YOU THINK IM CRAZY
MarcB: Then he lied?
You: oh!
You: yes!
You: i know his weakness though
You: we have to act fast
You: his weakness are lemons
You: lemons, lemons, lemons
You: a lemonparty, if you will
You: can you find info on a lemonparty for me
MarcB: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (can you find info on a lemonparty for me)
You: pelase
You: ???????
You: WHYDID YOU WARN ME
MarcB: It wasnt me lol
You: please we have to defeat charles
MarcB: i think it doesnt like that word
You: what word
MarcB: the party
You: please, there should be a code on the lemon party HQ
You: please can you go there for me
You: charles has tapped my internet
You: he knows if i go
You: give me the code
You: quick
MarcB: Sure
You: it should be machine code
MarcB: it says i need to get into the mainfraame
MarcB: someones knocking
You: ??
You: MY KIDS?
MarcB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

I guess he hit up lemonparty :(

>>19174265
ask about a well known tv show and when they give you the correct answer say nah its not that one its the other.. like the mash one from yesterday

>>19171467
>>19171571
>>19171678
>>19171882
>>19172252
>>19172392
>>19172539
>>19172806
>>19172999
>>19173209
Are all me. And I am not kidding. It's 4 am and I cant sleep and I'm bored.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ConnieB
ConnieB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
ConnieB: Hi there!
You: What's going on?
ConnieB: Oh nothing much just working.
ConnieB: How you doing?
You: Fine, just not doing homework again
ConnieB: oh sounds like fun.
You: Yup yup
ConnieB: So how can I he;lp?
You: I'm looking for more info on this person
ConnieB: Sure hang on a second let me see what I have here.
You: He was in the news a couple months ago, but I don't know what he really did
You: He posted some message on a website and got in trouble?
ConnieB: did he what did he write
You: Something about dirty bombs... Can you find the website he posted on?
You: That might he;lp my search...
ConnieB: let me see if I can I'd like to read that myself.
ConnieB: still searching I see it mentioned but not from him ...
ConnieB: I just dont see it anywhere
ConnieB: You think they removed it?
ConnieB: You still here?
You: Yeah
ConnieB: I bet they removexd it
You: I dunno, maybe it's some kind of conspiracy...
ConnieB: True it could be.
ConnieB: There were attacks mentioned s
ConnieB: surely he wasnt doing this all alone
You: Like Roswell, Area 51, or the NHK lol
ConnieB: thats right
ConnieB: this day and age you dont wanna say nothong like bombs online like he did
You: Yeah lol
ConnieB: that surprised me he was that dumb
You: Maybe somone said something about a certain Candlejack fellow and the-
ConnieB: well you never know.
ConnieB: so is there anything more I can he;lp you with?
ConnieB: Okay, if not, you have a great ?. Come see us again real soon. Bye bye.
ConnieB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

snagged this off her profile

You: Do you liek Mudkips?
Raymondw: lol
Raymondw: not
Raymondw: you
You: Me?
You: What about me?
Raymondw: mudkips

>>19174059

Well, the searches go out to a lot of guides, so if you don't pick up the search fast enough, you don't get it, and you spend more time not getting paid.

Also, when you sign up you go through an unpaid "training" period, which can last up to a few days. At this time, you'll get searches, but you won't get paid for all of them.

I've made almost $600 in a little less than a month, so it can get you some nice extra cash.

I don't know how many searchers there are at once, though--it largely varies depending on the time of day.

>>19174041

Lmao!

No. I save that for when I'm NOT on chacha.


>>19174306

I know! Specifically, ask them for something obscure.

Anyone got a spare invite they could give me?

Status: Connected to guide: LindaG
LindaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
LindaG: hallo.
You: Hi can you tell me the age of legal consent for Delaware?
LindaG: i'll see if i can find that.
You: make it quick if at all possible, she's kinda waiting in the other room
You: damn, it's 16?
You: you sure it's not 14?
You: ok scratch that, find me a place where the age of consent is 14
You: and while you're finding that, see if you can find me a place to buy plane tickets online
You: also, could you find something on the laws concerning kidnapping?
You: thanks a bunch

>>19174516
I know someone training for anime I asked how many dvds were in the outlaw star box set

and someone training for eucrhe I asked for a site online where i could play for free without signing up

>>19174521

http://chachainvites.com
http://www.chachaguides.com/forum
http://www.wahm.com/forum/forum_topics.asp?FID=134
http://guideshq.com/forum

Look there.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JoshH
JoshH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hallo
JoshH: hi - how can i he;lp you?
You: Can you do a search on Mudkips?
You: They're so cuddly
JoshH: sure
You: so you do liek mudkips!
JoshH: nope
JoshH: but
JoshH: i heard you like mudkips
You: haha
JoshH: what is it from?
JoshH: i've helped a few people find mudkips now
You: Nothing special
You: Thank you, you did a great job
JoshH: anything else i can he;lp you with?
You: Nope, ty
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

This is the link he gave me. Haha, oh wow.

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/259/1/0/mudkips__by_PiKaBiZKiT.jpg

>>19174521
Yes.

>>19174516

Hmm...okay so then what would be the best way to turn on a guide without violating the TOS?

The funny thing is how it's kinda like a pyramid scheme because guides get money for getting people to work there

>>19174650
find out there fetish

>>19174673
this is StephanieS's fetish

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BrianV
BrianV: Welcome to ChaCha!
BrianV: Hi, welcome to ChaCha!
You: Can you explain what 4chan is?
BrianV: How are you?
BrianV: It's a message board community.
You: what sort of message board community?
BrianV: One that likes to prank ChaCha.
You: Yeah, but you have to admit, makes the whole world more interesting
BrianV: I dunno, I mean.... none of them are really original.
BrianV: They're not funny, but I'm sure if I was part of 4chan I would probably think it was funny too.
You: I alot of it is based on memes, which signifies unoriginatinality.
BrianV: It's funny because you can always tell someone from 4chan right away... and they try to get you to search something VERY WELL KNOWN like tubgirl...
BrianV: Usually the guides just feed into it to humor them. Doesn't hurt they get paid to do it though.
You: so, wait, let me get this stright, 4chan is so commonly evading chacha, that pretty much everyone already knows about it including people who have never even been on /b/?
BrianV: It seems to me like the majority of people that use ChaCha ARE from 4chan.
BrianV: ChaCha gets more pranks than real search requests.
You: I have often contemplated whether the stragedy of this site should not be for searching about topic but just entertaining the extremely drunk
BrianV: It's obviously going to win. No search engine is better than Google...
BrianV: and in my opinion, searching with guide is mostly for entertainment, heh.
BrianV: Half of the guides we have here at ChaCha are mildly retarded.
You: There is so much win in these past few statements, its surreal

>>19174650

Ask about the purpose of the Vas Deferens.

MarcB: Welcome to ChaCha!
MarcB: hallo
You: hi there, i was wondering where i could buy this old video game called combat frogs
You: i've looked around and cannot find it anywhere
MarcB: What game console is it for?
You: NES
You: i just hooked up with this married chick
You: and her kids love the damn game
MarcB: Does this look like the game?
You: so i'm gonna buy em for them
You: nah i dont think so, batteloads? that sounds like a cheap ripoff
MarcB: I think its the same thing with a different name
You: i dunno
You: i'm pretty sure about what i said
You: they dont call me charles in charge for nothin
You: i gotta buy this game for my girl's kids, they're kinda stressed out because their dad has been harassing their mom

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LindaG
LindaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
LindaG: hallo.
You: Im kinda new at this so be patient with me.
You: So, Id like to find some stuff on lysdexia
LindaG: sure...what would you like to know about dyslexia?
You: Wait...no dyslexia
You: Yes that is the one!
You: I want to know why I have lysdexia.
LindaG: just general information?
You: DAMN IT! Dyslexia.
LindaG: ok...just a moment.
LindaG: are you a student or an adult?
You: ;.; its so hard being lysdexic. know it
You: Im an adult student, the worst of both worlds
You: Or student thats an adult
You: depending...
You: ... olleh?
You: Did my lysdexia offend you away?
You: T.T BACK COME PLZ
LindaG: sorry...i was looking for information for you.
You: Yay! Thanks.
LindaG: are these results what you're looking for?
You: Loading...
You: Im not seeing anything here, maybe my browser hates me?
LindaG: you don't see any links in the middle of the page?
You: Oh if only I wasnt lysdexic... I could read this better.
You: Nope, no links in the middle of the page.
You: under 'Guide Results' right?
LindaG: what browser are you using?
LindaG: yes.
You: Firefox 2.0 RC3 - its based on the Gecko engine by mozilla
LindaG: www.dyslexia-parent.com
LindaG: www.childdevelopmentinfo.com
You: Emosewa!
You: Thanks muchly ^.^
LindaG: right...it doesn't work with chacha yet.
LindaG: unfortunately.

LindaG: www.audiblox.com
LindaG: www.dyslexia.org
You: Terrible news. all firefox, or just 2.0?
LindaG: i'm not sure...i just know that whenever people can't see the results, they're using firefox.
You: Who's coding this thing then, a retarded monkey? Even me with my lysdexia could code better than that
LindaG: but you can copy these links.
LindaG: if you're interested.
You: Ive got them open in tabs, they are working.
LindaG: good.
You: So its a part of the human genom that casuses lysdexia.
LindaG: Are these results sufficient?
You: Yes, quite rly. But one thing, now I need to know how to alter the human genome.
You: I need to know if this is possible, because the Matrix told me I could in fact alter the human genome.
LindaG: well...that's one theory.
LindaG: sorry...i can only do one topic per search.

>>19174652
except pyramid schemes are when the only way to get decent money is to hire others underneath you. a legit business runs on actual work performed, not the hiring of subordinates.

I really don't leik mudkips I'm terri/bly sorry was me whoever did that search

Someone ask if it's lupus.

>>19174650
>>19174693

Ask for information about Erotica in classic literature (Bataille, Masoch, Reage, et al)

Or talk about how you like Chobits.......and Bible Black.

Then again maybe that varies from person to person.


I only regret that I have to go to sleep soon, and I'm going to miss seeing the end of the thread (and all the rest of the funny tentacles) before it gets deleted. :(

>>19174813
ps that made me 16 cents .... wow

>>19174823
Status: Connected to guide: AnnetteW
AnnetteW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Annette. Is it lupus?
AnnetteW: Would you like some information on lupus?
You: I just want to know if it's lupus or not.
You: Is it lupus?
AnnetteW: Thank you for using ChaCha!

rofl she panicked

JacobM: gonna try to get more blackup

>>19174828
I dunt get why the tentacles are so funny.

But shit, I need to go to bed too D:

>>19171915
this is jacobm i got teh link from a fellow /b/ tard. you guys suck at raiding me please dont win /b/ if you get me as a guide show me somethin new for christ sake

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ZacharyC
ZacharyC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Sup dude
ZacharyC: hallo
You: Does anime suck?
ZacharyC: how are you doing tonight
You: Like whats a good anime
You: I haven't found any
ZacharyC: Would you like me to find a website that lists some anime?
You: NO I want YOUR opinion
ZacharyC: I can't really give my opinion
You: Why is that?
ZacharyC: I have to do a search
ZacharyC: maybe I can talk while I do
You: So its against the rules?
ZacharyC: Yes
ZacharyC: What can I search for you
You: Search: Anime's that don't sucks
You: minus the S
You: I'm suposed to do a report on them this week
ZacharyC: There is a result from amazon
ZacharyC: Do you need more results?
You: and so far all the ones I watched just suck balls. The only decent thing I got out of it all was some good anime porn
You: I'm not seeing the results show up
ZacharyC: it should be to the right of the chat window
You: Its just a blank page
You: :(
You: Hey lets play RO SHAM BO
ZacharyC: let me see If I can add another then.
You: or ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
ZacharyC: Can I go first?
You: Ummm
You: no that's cheating
You: on the count of three
You: 1.
You: 2.
You: 3.
You: ROCK
ZacharyC: Did your result show up now?
You: AWwwwwwwwww
You: no it didn't
You: I had this problem with another guide earlier
ZacharyC: Hmm I will transfer you
You: I'm using firefox
You: dude I hella beat your ass in RPS
You: Also, cocks.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: VincentG
VincentG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hallo
VincentG: Ribbit, err, I mean hallo
You: Can you find for me combat amphibians
VincentG: ok
You: friend is say it is good game
You: he showed it to me
You: you are frogs
You: and you fight in combat with rat and other animal
You: and sometimes robot
VincentG: hmm I'm not finding anything yet
You: not sure name is amphibian
You: fight frogs?
You: something like
You: hrm
You: other word for amphibian
You: like frog
You: but name different
VincentG: I see a racing frogs
VincentG: kamikaze frogs
You: hrm no definatley fight
You: you know other word for frog
You: name of game something like frog
You: same thing but called different
You: toe?
You: toe means same as frog?
VincentG: toad
You: OH YES
You: toad
You: fight toads!
You: no
You: war toads
You: something with toad
You: thank you for he;lp me mister
VincentG: no problem
VincentG: maybe that one?
You: BATTLETOADS
You: THIS IS IT
You: thank you mister!
VincentG: ok, let me get you the site
You: i see it.. all i needed was name
You: thank you much
VincentG: ok
VincentG: you're welcome :)
VincentG: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

>>19174925
They're *not*. people get *off* to them, dude. Like, sexually.

>>19174955
OMFG thats me
did you get the amazon.com result for real or did it not show up?

>>19174984

DAMNIT, why are all the ChaCha'ers /b/tards? No it actually really didn't work. Must be something weird with firefox

>>19174952

This is really JacobM.

Now it isnt though, but that was

JacobM: u r a true anonymous

>>19174925

Desensitization due to overexposure on the internet makes everything funny, amirite!?

Thanks to the internet, I can now laugh at males cutting their penes off, and make comparisons to mushrooms while I'm at it. :D

Status: Connected to guide: DarronC
DarronC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, I need to know what are some common fetishes?
DarronC: Let me take a look for you?
You: What, is that like voyeurism?
You: Don't you know any off the top of your head?
DarronC: foot fetish
You: nah that wont work, got another one?
DarronC: you can have a fetish about anything
You: such as?
DarronC: teeth fetish
DarronC: blonde fetish
You: Wait, wait... go back one.
DarronC: have a fetish of shoes
DarronC: teeth ?
You: yeah teeth fetish
You: what's that
DarronC: having a fetish of straight teeth
You: keep talking
DarronC: perfect teeth
DarronC: white teeth
You: don't stop
You: can it include biting?
DarronC: biting fetish
You: yeah, now we're talking
DarronC: ive met one
You: did you experiment?

This might win, stay tuned for more.

Oh dear god, I have to ask them about gallo vermouth

>>19175043
DarronC: sure
You: did you give or recieve the bites
DarronC: give
You: what was that like
DarronC: interesting
You: where did you bite?
DarronC: above the shoulders
You: that's hot, how hard?
DarronC: harder the better
DarronC: it was weird
You: good weird?
DarronC: yep
You: did it make you feel like an animal?
DarronC: haha

We need a list of chacha Employees that are /b/tards.

I'll start with ChadW.

ChadW: I LOVE MUDKIPS!

StephanieS: I stick more to 4chan, sa, places like that. :)

>>19175214

Any way to contact you trhough ChaCha right now?

Your IP is 66.249.65.83 hack anyone?

>>19175257
i got a hold of her by searching "inventor of internet" do that enough and you might get her

>>19175182

JacobM is a /b/tard

Status: Connected to guide: Mario
Mario : Welcome to ChaCha!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mario : hallo

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JesseS
JesseS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Jesus, is that you?!

How do I go about saving a thread because this is the first one with someone doing a search by me in it

You: Hmm
You: ok, could you tell me what are mudkips?
AllenM: Yes I can
AllenM: It's a pokemon
You: Hmm. what is the obsession with mudkips, as everyone seems to be repeating it constantly
AllenM: I have no idea
AllenM: I hate Pokemon
You: Its not related to pokemon
You: but rather mentioned as casual conversation
You: I've tried google... but its no good
AllenM: All I got were Pokemon links when I searched it
AllenM: Look at the last link I gave you
AllenM: That pokemon is MudKip
AllenM: Alright well I need to get going
You: k thanks
AllenM: Have a good night
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended

>>19175276

Thats me dickface :(

>>19175257

That post you quoted wasn't me. :P

>>19175279

Yup, you can do the internet, or 4chan, or /b/, or something stupid about the internet like that. That's how most people find me again.

66.249.65.83 just raid this shit

>>19175468

She replies to me here whilest I talk to her on chacha saying she is searching for my things.

Best guide eva!

>>19175422
Dulles?

says you're a google bot

>>19175528

But my guide app crashed on me. :( So I couldn't talk to you on chacha!

I don't know if it's a win or a win

>>19175567

That makes me cry, but I did get about 21 searches from you, even though they were about the wrong subjet lol.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AllenM
AllenM: Welcome to ChaCha!
AllenM: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I need a lazer, chargable...
AllenM: Ok
You: nono, I need to buy one
You: Bigger, destructive lazers
You: chargable
You: are they chargable?
AllenM: Some are some aren't
You: cool
You: IM A CHARGIN MAH LAZER
You: thank you a much
You: 4
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.

Am I the only one getting this?

>>19175633

Because what you searched for did not meet any of the criteria of any of the searchers.

>>19175569

Someone searched for an anime from cartoon network with a kid farmer ... I guess one piece I dont know

whats with not being able to locate a guide? anyone else have this problem?

i'm raiding too guys!

am i doing it right?

LINDSEYH IS NOW A /b/TARD! I HAVE CONVERTED HER!

>>19175722
Not me, Still searching for an hero.

StephanieS has been the best guide i'v had so far, i asked her to search for this thread yesterday.

too bad you cant favorite a guide.

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site.

We appreciate your feedback. Thank you.

Your location is: 24.22.128.68

>>19175598

Haha, those results aren't from me. When you disconnect a search without getting any results, you're redirected to the default search page for your original query (In this case, "inventor of the internet").

Anyway, I'm back on Chacha. :) And now I've got to wait a little bit to go to sleep... I'm going to be soooo tired.

hey this is actually lindsey h from the cha cha chat that you guys pranked, im the one who sang fresh prince with the dude, another guy came on and told me that you all liked me or something so i just thought id come online and say hi and my email is lhayes238@yahoo.com and thanks!

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StevenB
StevenB: Welcome to ChaCha!
StevenB: How can I he;lp you today?
You: Yeah, hi
StevenB: hi
You: I read something a few years ago about Stalin raising superior horses
You: To aid the country and stuff.
You: And I want to buy one.
You: If, you know, they still breed them.
StevenB: wow..
StevenB: sounds good to me..
You: Any ideas?
StevenB: let me see what I can find
You: I mean, Stalin is my idol. I'm growing a moustache just like his.
You: And if I could ride one of these horses, my life would be complete
You: I mean, if they don't breed any, I'll take a horse that's leftist inclined, politically.
StevenB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

>>19175782

I realized that a bit late after the post, it is 4 in the morn. And I still am not getting anything from this other shitty guide about how to become an hero. wtf gives?

I think I'll try you for that, and oh, yes you can favorite guides.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TashaT
TashaT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi!
TashaT: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i changed my mind, i don't want to find frogs that battle, i need to connect to katieH
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can he;lp you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidB
DavidB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: davie b. i need to find katieH
DavidB: hi
DavidB: is she cute
You: heck yes
You: i saw her picture
You: you work with her
DavidB: really
You: yeah, dont you look at your profile things?
DavidB: meh
You: katieH shall he;lp me find the frogs of battle
You: and meat salad
DavidB: oh i know of such frogs
You: the frogs of the epic battles?! robots and things too
DavidB: yes
DavidB: but
DavidB: they prefer to be called toads
You: toads of valor, i think was the name. katieH would know
You: she lieks mudkips

dammit i didnt copypasta the rest in time

>>19175869

davidB also asked me if i was a weaboo after that

>>19175744

Lmao!

>>19175765

Awwww... thank you. <3

>>19175842

You can? I didn't know that... you can add people to your buddies if you're a guide yourself, but that's all I knew about.

It's 5:15 AM here... I think I'm going to have to reconstruct my schedule around 4chan's seemingly nightly raids of Chacha.

>>19175896

I have this add-on from another member from chacha.com that I can click and go directly to him, everytime.

I can tell you about it next time.

>>19175926

MORE INFO!

>>19175993

Maybe Later.

>>19176014
how do i favorited katieH

hey there stephanie i see we are the only guides on here why dont you add me if you're really on here! lol i'm the jacob m with the picture of a guy and a girl

>>19176048

I think You're missing the point.

They favorite you, not the other way around.

>>19176057

can you set certian keywords to come to you?

(you'd have to of seen the "crab Battle flash to get this one...)

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Laura KateA
Laura KateA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yo
Laura KateA: hallo
You: im looking for cave demons
You: ugh
You: ah
Laura KateA: You're looking for cave demons
You: yes. crab battl
You: battle
Laura KateA: Great! Wait one moment while I search that foryou
You: ah
You: I broke my knife
Laura KateA: Don't you hate it when that happens?
Laura KateA: What game are you playing?
You: its claws are huge!
You: CRAB BATTLE!
You: I need to know more about kenyan mango crabs
You: I think thats what it is
You: Its claws could rip a tank apart
You: JESUS CHRIST!
You: I need to find out more about oliolio
Laura KateA: Are these helpful at all? I added some forums so you can talk to other gamers and get info from them as well
Laura KateA: This looks like a great game
You: THEY CANT HELP ME NOW!
You: i might not make it out alive
You: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB BATTLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Laura KateA: LOL
You: ....snake.....snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?!
You: "snake you cant do this! You've created a time paradox!"
Laura KateA: Good Luck!
Laura KateA: Can I he;lp you with anything else?
You: doop doop dee doo doop, doop doop doop!
Laura KateA: Thanks for using ChaCha. Good luck with the Cave Demons and have a great day (try to make it out alve!)

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ZacharyC
ZacharyC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hallo
ZacharyC: hallo how can I he;lp you find something relevent to your interests
You: Of course, I thought I already seen you tonight
ZacharyC: What would you like to know about becoming an hero?
You: Yes.
ZacharyC: Let me see what I can find

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Mario
Mario : Welcome to ChaCha!
You: What's CP?
Mario : hallo
You: HAY
Mario : Let me see what I can find out.
You: coolthx
You: So, Sakuracon
You: wannago?
You: whoopies
You: wrong window, chap
You: no, that's not what my friends look at..i think
You: what's hot about that?
Mario : Try the last it has several definitions
You: I'm not sure, mt friends say that they 'fap' to it?
Mario : And if it's the one I thinkm I cant show it to you.
You: which would you 'fap' to?
You: what, why?
You: what is it
You: what's fap
Mario : I have no clue.
You: could you he;lp be search for it?
Mario : Yeah I cant show that
Mario : Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Lol, this guy quickly left for some reason.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: jamesw
jamesw: Welcome to ChaCha!
jamesw: hallo
You: hi, i have been hearing about this goatse
You: what is it?
jamesw: How are you today.
You: i hear it is an aphrodisiac
You: i'm fine thansk
You: sooo....
You: can you he;lp me?
jamesw: One moment while I search that topic for you.
You: oh, and i hear it's a picture
jamesw: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

>>19176143
twice i'm on this page now how do i fukkin saved this thread

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichaelC
MichaelC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hallo
MichaelC: Hi.
You: i need to know what's a weaboo
You: and i also need to find out information on becoming a hero
MichaelC: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

fucking win

ooo heres a goodie part 1

>>19176335

I just talked to lindseyh, and she is rather nice, she sent me a chacha invite.

>>19176281

You never got me my link....

>>19176412
It told me you ended the session.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandraD
SandraD: Welcome to ChaCha!
SandraD: hallo, How may I he;lp you in your search today?
You: hi sandra
You: what is a 'grundy'?
SandraD: hallo
You: somehow i am looking for this
SandraD: I appreciate your patience while I gather your results for you!
You: thanks
You: all I know is that it has something to do with something weird
SandraD: Please take a look at the first result, while I gather more results for you.
You: I think it's called pretty ...something
You: it's one of those japanimations
SandraD: Are these results sufficient?
You: I dunno
You: it seems that a grundy can be alot of things
SandraD: Correct
You: no wait, number 7 on the second link

[urban dictionary link:
7. grundy
A male gorilla who likes milk and has a huge cock]

You: that's it
You: thanks
SandraD: Your welcome
SandraD: Have a great day!

>>19176470

Yeah, after 20m of waiting, I figured you were just checking 4chan, which I was right lol

>>19176500
01/17/07 05:24 AM Search combat frogs 1:22 $0.11

said you closed the search after 1 minute 22 seconds.

>>19176546

I could have possibly crashed, well damn.

Anyways, still have links?

>>19176500 Search become a hero 9:06
ooops it was 9 minutes hmm must have zoned out.

>>19176592

So you were going for the full 10m lol